The Wonky is Not the Donkey - The Wonky Donkey by Katz Cowley
Double Bingo, so at least this book was good for something - The Vacationers by Emma Straub
My Six Hours Back - My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
I really wanted that darn centre square - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
If you have a bear standing over a boy, don’t make it look like it’s hungry - Archie and the Bear by Zanni Louise
CBR10 Bingo: Alabama Pink and a third Bingo - Enchantment: The Life of Audrey Hepburn by Donald Spoto
H*cking finally - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Not what I was expecting, and not in a good way - Enchantment by Orson Scott Card
Crimson Word Vomit - Crimson Peak: The Official Movie Novelization by Nancy Holden
Nice guy ™ can’t get laid. Now featuring the entire history of the Dominican Republic. - The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Díaz
Yeah, I’d have snubbed it too - To Rise Again At A Decent Hour by Joshua Ferris
Between the Bridge and OH GOD KILL ME PLEASE KILL ME NOW - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Turns out King IS capable of writing something I don’t enjoy - The Regulators by Richard Bachman
This book is a book I have read, yup - Between the Bridge and the River by Craig Ferguson
Stop getting the British peerage wrong! If you can research the American Civil War, you can easily discover the difference between Royal and non-royal dukes - A Duke by Default by Alyssa Cole
Pete has no pants and I really wish he did - Pete With No Pants by Rowboat Watkins
The 1950s Were Not a Good Time. At All. Yes This is a Regency Romance. - The Grand Sophy by Georgette Heyer
I’m glad Rachel Hollis said she doesn’t read her book reviews anymore… - Girl, Wash Your Face by Rachel Hollis
I felt stupider after reading this - The Girlfriend by Michelle Frances
#CBR10Bingo: This Old Thing – Kilmeny of the Orchard, or most likely my worst book of the year - Kilmeny of the Orchard by L.M. Montgomery
A Mess of a Book - The Last Kid Left by Rosecrans Baldwin
Pass the harpoon ‘cuz this one blows - One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey
The best thing about this book is its title. - Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay
This book made me feel like a bad person - Rhythm, Chord & Malykhin by Mariana Zapata
Cocaine! Fancy Food! Danger! Super Boring! Balloon Pop Pretentiousness! (CBR10 Bingo) - Sweetbitter by Stephanie Danler
Hard to read while rolling your eyes - The Shack by William P. Young
Let’s Make Music - Wendell the Narwhal by Emily Dove
This book made me want to strangle a fictional character. But it also made me want to get in better shape and listen to lots of INXS, so fair trade, I guess? - Class Mom by Laurie Gelman
Don’t read this book under any circumstances. Ever! - Don't Tell! by Tom Booth
King Alice Rules Her Snow Day - King Alice by Matthew Cordell
A Not Love Letter to a Beloved Author - Pickle Things by Marc Brown
I am Sorry to Inform You…… I Just Ate My Friend - I Just Ate My Friend by Heidi McKinnon
Sleep Tight, Charlie - Sleep Tight, Charlie by Michael Escoffier
Keeping an Eye on Her Abandoned Former Self - Ladder of Years by Anne Tyler
Graphic Novel Flop - Lumberjanes Beware the Kitten Holy Volume One by Noelle Stevenson
I want this book to end up like Gatsby - The Golden House by Salman Rushdie
Not a gas for this reviewer - Someone Farted by Bruce Eric Kaplan
No. - Motherhood by Sheila Heti
There are shades of grey, sure, but I don’t think this is one of them - A Hostile Operations Team Box Set Volume 1 by Lynn Raye Harris
I hope Brian got an A on his high school history paper - Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates: The Forgotten War That Changed American History by Brian Kilmeade & Don Yaeger
A discovery of the world’s most boring witch - A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness
I Feel Very Alone in My Opinion - The Silent Wife by A. S. A. Harrison
Can Somebody Please Scratch My Back? - Can Somebody Please Scratch My Back? by Jory John
Dad One and Dad Two - Pet Dad by Elanna Allen
Just don’t get it. - Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire
Fox & Chick: The Party: and Other Stories - Fox & Chick: The Party: and Other Stories by Sergio Ruzzier
Do we really like brooding Marines? Really? - Rebel by R. R. Banks
Druids are cool y’all - An Acceptable Time (Madeleine L'Engle's Time Quintet) by Madeleine L'Engle
I hated, hated, hated this book - Too much money by Dominick Dunne
Nasty, Brutish, and Short - The Last Kind Words Saloon by Larry McMurtry