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IDK my BFF Jane?

January 19, 2016 by expandingbookshelf 10 Comments

I went back and forth about reviewing this book. Considering I spend most of my times reviewing nonfiction tomes, it felt weird to review such a short, fun bookette. But Texts From Jane Eyre has become one of my go-to recommendations. It’s an inside joke to all of my fellow book nerds, that yeah, Scarlett O’Hara would totally have texted that annoying crap. The premise is simple enough-what if classic characters from fiction were able to text? Although it seems like a one-note joke, I […]

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: babysitters club, classic literature, classics, Daniel Mallory Ortberg, edgar allen poe, humor, Mallory Ortberg, Texts from Jane Eyre

No One Is Safe

June 1, 2015 by Ale 2 Comments

I don’t think I can reach the 250 word quota for this review. Just go read this book. It’s hilarious. No book is safe, no character left unscathed. Ortberg’s ability to hone in on the character’s personality and then twist it into the 21st century is ridiculously brilliant and packs a punch that shades between laughing out loud and the irresistible urge to shout “BURN!” to the character on the page. My two all-time favorite sections are her rip on the American Girl series and […]

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: comedy, Daniel Mallory Ortberg, Literature, Mallory Ortberg, Satire, Texts from Jane Eyre

“why did you turn my friends into pigs i don’t know maybe the real question is why are your friends so turn-into-pigsable”

May 11, 2015 by faintingviolet 2 Comments

I apologize now, but this will not be a long review. If I could get away with saying: “I laughed, a lot, read it now” I would. Because this book really is a very funny, very witty, highly sarcastic look at all of your favorite writings and writers from an absurd angle. And a joy to read. But, that is not enough to qualify as a review so off I go to attempt to explain more. I bought this book on a lark. I read […]

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: Daniel Mallory Ortberg, faintingviolet, Mallory Ortberg, Texts from Jane Eyre

DID YOU LEAVE BECAUSE OF MY ATTIC WIFE IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT

May 5, 2015 by narfna 12 Comments

If you’re ever having a bad day, you could do worse than self-medicating with maybe a hot bath or some hot cocoa or ice cream or soft pajamas or episodes of Gilmore Girls, but maybe also think about adding Texts From Jane Eyre in there as well. There were parts of this book that made me laugh until tears squeezed out of my eyeholes. There were also other parts, mostly to do with classics and mythology, that made me glad I have my friendly Google […]

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: Daniel Mallory Ortberg, humor, Mallory Ortberg, narfna, parody, Texts from Jane Eyre, the Toast

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