A [not-so-good], seriously old-fashioned romance novel - A Voice in the Wilderness by Grace Livingston Hill
By Lying, Cheating, and Cheating, Yes, “This Is How You Lose Her” - This Is How You Lose Her by Junot Diaz
Scorch Trials? Try half-baked zombie writing, Dashner. - The Scorch Trials by James Dashner
“Not Only Can I Act, I Can Also Write!”…But Not As Well - When It Happens to You: A Novel in Stories by Molly Ringwald
Riding on my last nerve - Lords of Deliverance Series by Larissa Ione
- The Rosie Project by Graeme Simsion
*whisper* I didn’t really care much for this one. *ducks* sorry! - Landline by Rainbow Rowell
Style. Ish. - Style by Kate Spade
Meh - Nobody is Ever Missing: A Novel by Catherine Lacey
Stephanie, it’s time to grow up. I can’t take it anymore. - Top Secret Twenty-One by Janet Evanovich
A Bit of a Disappointment (or don’t read this right after Eleanor & Park) - Panic by Lauren Oliver
Wibbly-Wobbly, Timey-Wimey…Stuff. - A Tale for the Time Being by Ruth Ozeki
That Time Lady Macbeth Went Hunting - Serena by Ron Rash
Housekeeping? More like hoarding, if you ask me. - Housekeeping by Marilynne Robinson
The story of Sensei and his love - Kokoro by Natsume Soseki
Okay, and? - Batman, Vol. 1: The Court of Owls by Scott Snyder, Greg Capullo, Jonathan Glapion
Another Baldacci popcorn thriller we could probably do without - The Target by David Baldacci
Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. - The One (The Selection, #3) by Kiera Cass
The Excursion Train by Edward Marston - The Excursion Train (The Railway Detective #2) by Edward Marston
Boring & Boring - Bellman & Black by Diane Setterfield
An unhappy Danish murder mystery with a science twist - The Dinosaur Feather by S.J. Gazan
Full of new concepts and ideas…if you’ve never read a book before - The Traveler by John Twelve Hawks
Is This the Future of Romance Novels? - The Once and Future Duchess by Sophia Nash
Another unbelievable conspiracy thriller - Face of a Killer by Robin Burcell
Sweet but boring immigrant’s tale - Brooklyn by Colm Toibin
A Model Murder - A Model Murder (Alicia Allen Investigates) by Celia Conrad
Baby Jesus Butt Plug - The Baby Jesus Butt Plug by Carlton Mellick III
Gin Bianco is an assassin. She won’t shut up about it, in fact - Spider's Bite by Jennifer Estep
Son of a *itch - Son of a Witch by Gregory Maguire
No excuse for another Reacher knock-off by Baldacci - The Forgotten by David Baldacci
Love is a broken pickle dish. - Ethan Frome by Edith Wharton
A Study in Ambiguous Endings and Disappointment - The Patron Saint of Liars by Ann Patchett
Gothic crime and Victorian intrigue - Rustication by Charles Palliser
London calling to the underworld - Broken Homes by Ben Aaronovitch
A South Pole Memoir with a side of Passivity - Ice Bound: A Doctor's Incredible Battle for Survival at the South Pole by Jerri Nielson
A dystopian disappointment - The Gunslinger by Stephen King
The Uninterested Reader - The Uninvited Guests: A Novel by Sadie Jones
Eat, Sleep, Game, Repeat…? - A.D.D. Adolescent Demo Division by Douglas Rushkoff
A Bear and a Maiden Sparklepony - The Last of the Mohicans by James Fenimore Cooper
The Rare Occasion When the Movie Is Better - Sleepwalk With me by Mike Birbiglia
Unexpected, in some ways that you want and in some that you don’t - A Duke Never Yields by Juliana Gray
Fine If You’re Not Holding Out For Accuracy - Alaska By Cruise Ship by Anne Vipond
Math is hard. Also bad for novels. - Count to a Trillion by John C. Wright
Like a Good Salad - Code Talker by Joseph Bruchac
Sappy pulp fiction - Riot: A novel by Shashi Tharoor
Leaps In the Dust - Dust by Patricia Cornwell
I like the OTHER scarlet letter better - The Red Badge of Courage by Stephen Crane
Trying hard to sensationalize common sense. - Outliers: The story of success by Malcolm Gladwell
Weekend in Snoozeville - Weekend in Paris by Robyn Sisman
How to Make an Interesting Topic Unbearable - The Murder Room: The Heirs of Sherlock Holmes Gather to Solve the World’s Most Perplexing Cold Cases by Michael Capuzzo