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To run a shtinker, you have to see the broken heart inside the deadest pan.

December 28, 2016 by borisanne 8 Comments

My first Chabon! OOOOOOF. WOW. Holy crap, you guys, did you know that his prose is exceptional and that there’s no exposition, and that he creates an utterly believable alternate timeline and a narrative that ramps up until you’re flying down the other side of the rollercoaster with no brakes?

Are they all like this? Is my brain going to melt? How have I missed out this my entire adult life?

Full disclosure: it took me a really long time to gather momentum with “The Yiddish Policeman’s Union.” It’s my fault. No, really. I had confused Chabon with Carré, and wasn’t expecting the outlandishness of language, and absurdity of the characters, and the alternate reality. I couldn’t wrap my brain around it for a while, and also: it’s really dense, and I wasn’t prepared. And then suddenly the action picked up, and I had focused so intently on making sure I understood the foundation that the pay off was like FIREWORKS.

What is this novel? It’s a hard-boiled detective story told in a version of history in which instead of carving out Israel for Jewish settlement in 1948, the USA carved out a bunch of Native American land in Alaska for Jewish settlement, and there’s a huge Yiddish-speaking community in this frozen wasteland, with a huge history of conflict with the Native Americans who (of course) weren’t asked before their land was stolen (again). And to add insult to injury, in two months, the USA is taking back the land, and the Yids are on their own. And then there’s a murder, and it involves the police, the FBI, the mob, the Native Americans, and it has politically global implications. Also: everyone is obsessed with chess.

Linguistically, it’s incredible. Narratively, exceptional. I wanted to bathe in this book by the time I was halfway through. Once Chabon describes something, whether it be a physical setting or someone’s feelings, there is no topping that description. He has The Words. I mean:

Landsman considers the things that remain his to lose: a porkpie hat. A travel chess set and a Polaroid picture of a dead messiah. A boundary map of Sitka, profane, ad hoc, encyclopedic, crime scenes and low dives and chokeberry brambles, printed on the tangles of his brain. Winter fog that blankets the heart, summer afternoons that stretch endless as arguments among Jews. Ghosts of Imperial Russia traced in the onion dome of St. Michael’s Cathedral, and of Warsaw in the rocking and sawing of a café violinist. Canals, fishing boats, islands, stray dogs, canneries, dairy restaurants. The neon marquee of the Baranof Theatre reflected on wet asphalt, colors running like watercolor as you come out of a showing of Welles’s Heart of Darkness, which you have just seen for the third time, with the girl of your dreams on your arm.

Get ready for a whole bunch more Chabon reviews in CBR9. I want it all.

Filed Under: Fiction Tagged With: Alaska, CBR8, Chabon, chess, Fiction, heroin, Israel, jerusalem, jewish, jews, Literature, Michael Chabon, murder, Native Americans, rabbis, the mob, yid, yids

About borisanne

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  1. Jenny S says

    December 28, 2016 at 8:38 pm

    I remember liking this a lot when I read it awhile back (it was one of my first Goodreads reviews, I think). I do remember writing this: “Thanks to this book, now somewhere in my mind, Meyer Landsman and Arkady Renko (the creation of Martin Cruz Smith) are sitting at a bar, drinking Schlivovitz and smoking way too many cigarettes.”

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    • borisanne says

      December 28, 2016 at 11:31 pm

      Aw man, should I add the Arkady Renko series to my TBR? SO MANY BOOKS!

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  2. Scootsa1000 says

    December 29, 2016 at 9:22 am

    I look forward to reading more of your Chabon reviews. The Adventures of Kavalier & Clay is a thing of beauty.

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    • borisanne says

      December 31, 2016 at 8:48 am

      It’s gonna happen!!!

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  3. badkittyuno says

    December 30, 2016 at 11:06 am

    I LOVE Chabon. I have read literally everything of his, except Telegraph Avenue, which has been sitting on my bookshelf for six months because I’m afraid to finish it (then what will I do with my life?). Read Kavalier & Clay . It’s incredible. I also highly recommend Wonder Boys. And Summerland. Oh, Summerland! The only stinker I’ve found (which I’m going to review later today I think) was Gentlemen of the Road. The rest are beautiful.

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    • borisanne says

      December 31, 2016 at 8:47 am

      A friend gave me a copy of Kavalier and Clay this fall. It’s on!!

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  4. narfna says

    December 30, 2016 at 11:25 am

    I’ve only read Kavalier & Clay, but I’ve been meaning to read Wonder Boys for years. Maybe your reviews will finally get me to do it?

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    • borisanne says

      December 31, 2016 at 8:47 am

      Both are on my list for next year!!

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