Episode 1-15: Clowns to the Left of Me, Vampire-Killing Lincoln to My Right

https://killingmykindle.com/2018/04/16/episode-1-15-clowns-to-the-left-of-me-vampire-killing-lincoln-to-my-right/

Wherein I review:
49. The Last American Vampire by Seth-Grahame Smith
50. The Diving Pool by Yoko Ogawa
51. ClownFellas: Tales of the Bozo Family by Carlton Mellick III
52. Shoot First by Stuart Woods

FIRST CANNONBALL DONE.  For this run Stuart Woods was the Alpha and Omega.  SGS goes all Forrest Gump with his vampire Henry Sturges.  I get creeped the f out by one the best Japanese authors working today AGAIN.  A man I’m convinced is three teen boys in a trenchcoat manages to clown his way back into my good graces.  And I get to wax nostalgic about the time I apologized to Christopher Moore in a fan letter for being a “douchewaffle” and taught Christopher Moore the word “douchewaffle.”