Acacia, a prosperous empire ruled from the eponymous island and built atop a horrific foundation, is thrown into chaos, as the Mein, a warrior race long-exiled to a snowy Northern plateau, descend to wreak vengeance on behalf of their cursed ancestors. Leodan Akaran, king of Acacia and a man of lofty ideals but lacking the will to achieve them, is struck down by a Meinish assassin and his four children, Alliver, Corinn, Mena, and Dariel, are spirited away from the island and scattered across the […]
OH THE AGONY.
This is going to be one of those reviews that will be useless to you, because I will basically be giving you no information because SPOILERS (but also because trying to sum up my reaction to this book would explode my brain). So here’s my “review” of Dreams of Gods & Monsters, the third and final book in Laini Taylor’s Daughter of Smoke & Bone series: It was unexpected, but satisfying. It was romantic, yet slightly cynical, but also fuck you, cynical, here’s some hopeful. It […]
A very funny book with an unnecessary jab at Creedence Clearwater Revival
Goodreads has this PSA for you: “WARNING: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection-the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because […]
Well, Rose is no Bella
I read Vampire Academy (2007) by Richelle Mead after hearing about it from some Cannonballers and thinking that it sounded like a fun read. And for the most part it was quick and entertaining. Sure, it sometimes made me feel old. I thought that Rose was sometimes a bad role model, acting like a “mean girl” without remorse, but on the whole I enjoyed it. There’s a lot of teen vampire books out there, and in this one Mead switches things up by creating three […]